the-tired-tenor:

team-bear-arms-deactivated20220:

nerdfighterwhatevernumbers:

simariethehawk:

guerrillatech:

and hilariously that is not why it is called that.

It is the circle of the bears cause of ursa major and ursa minor, and the circle without bears cause ya'know opposite part of the sky.

We lucked right into that one….

#so what you’re saying is#the stars dictate whether bears do or do not exist in places

Astrology is real but only for predicting where bears will be

Bears do not travel to places they cannot see their gods

socialexperiments:

idk why people say “sleep is for the weak” like….ok maybe to YOU…. to ME sleep is for the cozy….like stfu maybe if you went honk mimimimimi honk mimimimimi you’d calm down

roughentumble:

roughentumble:

ok hanging out on reddit is actually a great idea. someone said they didnt like henry cavill as geralt because witchers move “10x faster than a human”, but cavill only moves at human speeds, and someone replied they were “fascinated by what actor they would suggest instead” given the limitation that all actors are human.

“maybe OP knows the secret to making witchers in real life but no one’s listening” bro 😭

testosteronetwink:

wilbursoot-brainrot:

sector-7:

tittyloving:

favoritefightingfrenchgoth:

mautlin:

pylertalma:

schmendrick-lamar:

frogboy:

positively-lgbtq:

joey-wheeler-official:

asexualgeorgecostanza:

great job everyone lets hit the showers

mortuarybees:

mortuarybees:

it’s jsut fucked up that we bred pigeons to be our companions and then when we no longer had use of them we just abandoned them and now we treate them like menaces and pests and  people want them dead they are our FRIENDS

I was drunk but right

queen-calanthe-of-cintra-moved:

I AM SCREAMING

awfulsquad:

T-Pain shouting “WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM” is not something I knew I needed until I got it thank you Polygon

Asked by Anonymous

pictures-of-dogs:

frosted dog

Asked by Anonymous

fantasticwolfpenguin:

phyllorhiza:

kristoffblogman:

kristoffblogman:

kristoffblogman:

his house is RIGHT in the middle of the path surrounding my mansion, see

also he’s ugly and a little fucking asshole so i want him dead

i’m not taking ANY CHANCES this time around!!!!!

THE VERY FIRST FUCKING VILLAGER TO MY CAMPSITE ARE YOU KIDDING ME

hyrude:

when u wake up a little and are like “i know what would take this from a 10 to a 100” and u roll over and experience mind melting euphoria before u fall back asleep… best part of being alive. humans were made for beddy bye